These new pokemon SUCK
What the fuck I can’t tell where the dog ends and the toast begins.
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the poem is by merrill glass and this is the source for the art!!
- travel size for your convenience
- does not require pokeball - can fit in your pocket
- will eat the static electricity off of your body which is useful in the winter
- got a neighbor you hate? joltik will raise their electric bill sky high for ya
- it’s 90% fuzzbutt
- it doesn’t care how big the opponent is it will defend you with its life
Xemnote is making me want to watch Death note again but I can’t go throw that pain again!!!
60% Kira if you don’t watch Death Note
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.